do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

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heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via buster-cumbersnatch)

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aqua-rius:

fawun:

declaringwar:

Cold

this makes me want to cry

wow.

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lolsofunny:

i-said-id-never-let-you-go:

dorranxskara:

righteouskungfu:

iwishiwroteharrypotter:

thecolorplaid:

allihearisradiogaga:

bangarangn1tram:

iamtonysexual:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

Oh who, meeee???

omg reblog it yesterday and there were only two pictures

guys what have you done in one day? D:

Shall we just give it up for the guys of tumblr seriously?

Forever Reblog. Sue me…

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mangledsmile:

i miss my boyfriend

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Looking for Alaska (via series-and-movie-quotes)

(via borrowed-time-destroyed-youth)

Alaska finished her cigarette and flicked it into the river. “Why do you smoke so damn fast?” I asked. She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on her narrow face might have looked goofy were it not for the unimpeachably elegant green in her eyes. She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, “Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

funfreacksnc:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

yahoo paid $1.1 billion dollars for this

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a-utophobia:

comodern:

lime-coasts:

pisn:

watchtheskytonight:

acomas:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

Reblog if you agree.^

omg i’m soproud of you guys for getting my post to 31,000 & for not being homophobic cunts 

if you don’t reblog this, i’m judging you

WHY AREN’T THERE A MILLIONS NOTES

you are not homophobic, you’re just an asshole

wot

REBLOG

australia should bloody legalise dis shit. 

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rapeshed:

this lady i havent talked to in 3 years asked me to babysit her kid tonight

and i was like

do you not remember the last time i babysat for you

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